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$1.75The Story
Show the âverse that youâre no stranger to the trials and tribulations to life among the stars with this collection of âhilariousâ novelty shirts, including:
Rescue Required: In space, no one can hear your scream. Thatâs why they created ECN alerts. Commemorate the kindness of strangers with the Rescue Required shirt, featuring an astronaut fleeing from danger.
Ejection Rejection: Commiserate with other Captains whose chair wonât go anywhere. The Ejection Rejection shirt features a smoldering Cutlass while wondering why anyone would ever need an ejection seat.
Vacuums Kill: This short sleeve shirt features the iconic warning sign found near airlocks across the universe. Wear the Vacuums Kill shirt to remind everyone of the horrors that happens when one removes their helmet in the vacuum of space.
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Show the âverse that youâre no stranger to the trials and tribulations to life among the stars with this collection of âhilariousâ novelty shirts, including:
Rescue Required: In space, no one can hear your scream. Thatâs why they created ECN alerts. Commemorate the kindness of strangers with the Rescue Required shirt, featuring an astronaut fleeing from danger.
Ejection Rejection: Commiserate with other Captains whose chair wonât go anywhere. The Ejection Rejection shirt features a smoldering Cutlass while wondering why anyone would ever need an ejection seat.
Vacuums Kill: This short sleeve shirt features the iconic warning sign found near airlocks across the universe. Wear the Vacuums Kill shirt to remind everyone of the horrors that happens when one removes their helmet in the vacuum of space.
